well i thought about the army...

but dad said son you're fucking high.

so instead i decided to open a cookie bakery.

it would be called sml cookies.

cuz we'd sell small/medium/large cookies.

and cuz sara mennona loves cookies.

there's a logo and everything.

but i'm not allowed to show it to you.

cuz someone asked me not to.

and normally i wouldn't care and i'd post it anyway.

but i'm being nice today.

check back tomorrow.

also cuz it's on my computer at work.

and i'm at home.

and we'd have chocolate chip cookies.

but also like crazy chocolate, mint, peanut butter, sure to give you diabetes cookies.

that tasted like rainbows.

and love.

and people would come from far away.

like maine.

for my cookies.

and i'd be all cool working at my cookie bakery.

like maggie gyllenhaal.

and maybe i'd marry peter sarsgaard.

and we'd have a kid.

except without the having a kid thing.

and we'd start a club for people with double a's in their names.

and we'd serve sml cookies at all the club meetings.

and life would be good.